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You were my world,
Until you found
another planet"
• An almost haiku for an almost us  (via date)
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my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife
  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.
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somefancyname:

I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.

11:23 PM + 18157 + reblog
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sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

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samanthalalalove:

 ♡♡♡
c-isnenegro samanthalalalove
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josephinedisney:

This is for all the girls who are in love with Disney’s handsome princes, men, and boys from animated and live action films.
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